Pros and Cons of the Seasons

So, it snowed. And it snowed. And it snowed. Remember back in summer when we wished it would snow? And snow? And snow? Yea, me too. Well I wish it would stop. So here's to you, snow. This Pros and Cons guide of the seasons is dedicated to you, with love.

Spring

March-May

Pros

-Frolicking in the flowers

-A fair temperature allows children to wear t-shirts without being yelled at

-Perfect time for taking photos of your cat sunbathing

-Rain

-Green trees

Cons

-Allergies are at their max

-Ant hills

-Spring cleaning

-Children having the urge to go outside

-Children having the urge to take you outside with them

Summer

June-August

Pros

-Vacation

-No homework

-An unhealthy amount of sleep

-Not having to wear socks

Cons

-Boredom

-Friends leaving you behind to go on vacations

-Increased cases of planter's warts because of flip-flops

-Falling asleep at 3 in the morning

-Waking up at 3 in the afternoon

-Heat exhaustion

-Your cat will run away from you and your body heat

-Electricity bills rise

-No good television

-Everything else

Fall

September-November

Pros

-Pretty colors

-Leaf piles

-Cool, crisp air

-Halloween candy sales

-Really good television

Cons

-Increased cases of Lyme Disease from tic bites

-Raking

-Allergies

-School

Winter

December-February.

Pros

-Gives excuses to stay in bed all day with a Snuggie

-Snow days

-The coldness drives cats towards their owners

-You aren't burned to death

-The unmistakable chimney smell can be detected around every corner

-Sledding

-The Winter Olympics is a great opportunity to scream at the television or applaud at it. See also, the Super Bowl.

-The first snowfall

Cons

-Shoveling

-The coldness drives cats to their owners

-You freeze to death

-Because of insufficient amounts of oxygen, Carbon Monoxide poisoning increases from the incomplete combustion in chimneys

-Sledding

-No new episodes of Glee until April because of the Winter Olympics

-The second snowfall.

-The third snowfall.

And that, Charlie Brown, is what the seasons are all about.

Corn is Good Because it Is

I was going through my Published Writing folder, from back in the day, and some things... Well, some things I really wanted you to see. You'll get it.

Grade One: "Corn is good because it is and my mom makes it."

Grade one: "Me and Joshua like to watch Beetleborgs and Jimmy."

1. I didn't know a Joshua or Jimmy at the time, nor did I like to watch him. Just saying.

2. Beetleborgs was AWESOME.

Grade three: It was a cold day. I took care of a monkey named Snap. Snap and I went outside. Snap and I became close friends. Snap was very cold so I made him a sweater. We called his mom and dad and said "Could snap come over?" And they said "Sher!"

...

Grade one: "One day our class went to a zoo. Next, Mrs. Rousseau said, Look the bear exkaped from its cage, Then, we wen serching for it all day, Finly, we serched for it more and we never found it"

Grade one: I am grabby like an octopus.

Grade Five: I'm not going to share the whole thing, since it's not that interesting, but it was about a fishing trip... gone wrong. Every time I skipped a line to start a new paragraph I did this really obnoxious thing where I'd draw fish and question marks. We also had to do a drawing. Mrs. Seagren would have been so ashamed.

Grade 4: I Am --we did this again in eighth grade. How much I have changed.--

I am an active boy who loves penguins. ((Active? Really?))

I wonder how it is to slide down a mountain on your belly

I hear a penguin squaking

I see penguins watch their babies playing

....
Ok, you get the gist of it. It's all about penguins.

So that whole "I want to be a writer when I grow up" thing... Not looking too good for me. *Sigh*

50 MORE Things

I did 50 things before, but this is a different version. Instead of 50 things in reach, I list 50 interesting facts about me. It'll be hard to think of 50.

1. I knocked over a Clifford: The Big Red Dog book stand at Barnes and Noble.

2. I spent half of the money I earned from painting my grandparent's railing on cat books.

3. My Nana used to buy Pokemon Macaroni and Cheese for me specifically because I liked to collected the pokemon tabs on the back. I have a lot of them.

4. When I moved away from Prospect in kindergarten, I was given I Spy: Christmas from my teacher. I don't know what it had to do with anything, but it was nice.

5. I lived in a place different from Prospect for a total of 6 months.

6. My brother saw the card Laura sent me for Christmas last year before I did because he always gets the mail. His response was "Who the hell is Laura?" I think it was because she dotted her I's with hearts.

7. I'm a master at Monopoly.

8. Every dream that I've had that Danielle was in, she died.

9. In seventh grade I attempted to read The Oddessy, and I got 1/6 through it.

10. I used to be obsessed with the Spice Girls. I have a Ginger Spice barbie doll.

11. Some of my favorite candies are Razzels and Take 5's.

12. I used to think I was going to be an SNL Completest when I grew up. That's someone who has everything Saturday Night Live.

13. I've spent at least 500 dollars on TV on DVD.

14. I'll miss not having a new cat with a hat picture every month this year.

15. Every year my dad gets me gloves, a hat, chapstick, and Santa's Coal [a gum company] in my stocking for Christmas.

16. I really hate Peeps if eaten simultaneously.

17. I have 5 holographic Vaporeon pokemon cards.

18. I once completed a 1000 piece puzzle, give or take a few lost pieces.

19. I used to have a fear of cats.

20. I have three boxes full of Beanie Babies.

21. I received 3 cards from Nerdfighters. I told my mom it was a 'fan club.'

22. I could survive on Strawberry Coolatas alone.

23. I have every possession that's close to me next to my bed.

24. I have a love/hate relationship with zombies.

25. My favorite fruit is pineapple.

26. I'm gonna miss my cell phone when I get a new one. It's so definitive of me.

27. My favorite character on Glee is Sue Sylvester. I'm one of the few people on this earth that can say that.

28. I was late to a movie because I spent too much time in an animal store.

29. I love 90's cartoons. Specifically: Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Doug, and Pepper Ann.

30. My mom bought me assorted fruit flavored cough drops just so I can show Josh that I have good taste in cough drops.

31. I'm a mix of lazy and impatient. It's not a good combination.

32. I always beat my 7 year old cousin at Connect Four.

33. If I had to name two children, their names would be Karce and Jemma.

34. My favorite breed of dog is Pomeranian.

35. My favorite quote ever is from Glee. "Don't go in the Christmas closet!"

36. I hate white out. It has done bad things to me.

37. I still get tense whenever I see a sticky note.

38. I have a keyboard in my room that I almost never use.

39. Laura has been making graphics for me for a couple years, and she still doesn't enjoy it. I have complicated requests.

40. I tend to make things into a big project. Sometimes it's for the better. That's how 10mow started.

41. I'm considering buying The Sims. Thoughts?

42. I spent 9 dollars on iTunes on old cartoons. They were: Aah Real Monsters! Doug, and the first episode of The Fairly Oddparents.

43. I saw The Polar Express in theaters when it came out. Impressive.

44. My favorite video game is SSX 3. It's about snowboarding. I hate snowboarding.

45. I always begged my mom for more pillows. I have 5.

46. When asked my favorite music, I always say "Old stuff, like the Beatles." Just because I'm afraid of the reaction to "Rent, Wicked, Spring Awakening..."

47. My favorite pokemon is Azumarill, but I was too lazy to make it my profile picture on FaceBook.

48. My favorite TV show as a kid was Arthur. "Hey, D.W.!"

49. Sigourney Weaver is one of my favorite actresses.

50. I'm still a professional Chameleon Breeder, Angela.

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