If you don't know what the Google meme is, well, you enter your name and a verb and search it on google, and whatever shows up in the search you use.
The initial wave of people doing it is long gone, but I wanted to do it and now I have the medium so...
I would use Gomezzio, but there would be no results... So...
Eric:
Eric needs: Eric needs a girlfriend
Eric needs your help with childhood bladder and bowel problems
Eric needs help
Eric looks like: Eric looks like he lost weight [Thanks! :D]
Eric looks like a hyperexaggerated version of my roommate's girlfriend. [Copy and pasted, too lazy to type]
Eric says: Eric says you can
Eric says Cheers!
Eric says gay lingo [:/]
Eric wants: Eric wants it that way
Eric wants Sookie for himself
Eric wants you to grab his titties [I'm sorry about that one... It's just, it was there...][You should have seen the other one... and that's not a joke, the other one was way worse]
Eric does: Eric does not use myspace anymore
Eric does not pay his workers
Eric does coke
Eric hates: Eric hates you
Eric hates on australians
Eric hates everything [ouch...]
Eric asks: Eric asks Molly to the senior prom 2005
Eric asks a boy to tell the class what the story was about. Student responds. Class attentive
Eric asks what's your beast?
Eric likes: Eric likes to eat
Eric likes beer
Eric likes hugs
Eric eats: Eric eats a banana
Eric eats it
Eric eats something gross
Eric wears: Eric wears prada
Eric wears his grin proudly
Eric wears jessica's dress. [-.-]
Eric was arrested for: Eric was arrested for molesting five young girls. [Sorry..]
Eric was arrested for impersonating a secret service agent
Eric was arrested for murder.
Eric loves: Eric loves whitney [And NO, I DON'T NICK!]
Eric loves Jesus
Eric loves Adam, but in a totally non-sexual way (so he says).
There were so many inappropriate ones for eric loves... not gonna post them. Sorry.
Do the google meme in the comments! Or else...
Slices of pizza this year: 51
Times I have to go to the podiatrist again: 0! Hopefully!