I'm a TwitterBitch

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Chris kinda challenged me to make 100 tweets today. Well, he said if I made a hundred tweets he would tape me to a wall and write 'No Life.' I took it as a challenge.

And I did it.

I'm sorry to my followers and Nick for breaking his phone with my constant tweetage... But it was worth it. Oh... It was worth it.

[If you don't follow me on twitter, I suggest you do.]

Twitter:: >>>>

Google meme

If you don't know what the Google meme is, well, you enter your name and a verb and search it on google, and whatever shows up in the search you use.

The initial wave of people doing it is long gone, but I wanted to do it and now I have the medium so...

I would use Gomezzio, but there would be no results... So...

Eric:

Eric needs: Eric needs a girlfriend

Eric needs your help with childhood bladder and bowel problems

Eric needs help

Eric looks like: Eric looks like he lost weight [Thanks! :D]

Eric looks like a hyperexaggerated version of my roommate's girlfriend. [Copy and pasted, too lazy to type]

Eric says: Eric says you can

Eric says Cheers!

Eric says gay lingo [:/]

Eric wants: Eric wants it that way

Eric wants Sookie for himself

Eric wants you to grab his titties [I'm sorry about that one... It's just, it was there...][You should have seen the other one... and that's not a joke, the other one was way worse]

Eric does: Eric does not use myspace anymore

Eric does not pay his workers

Eric does coke

Eric hates: Eric hates you

Eric hates on australians

Eric hates everything [ouch...]

Eric asks: Eric asks Molly to the senior prom 2005

Eric asks a boy to tell the class what the story was about. Student responds. Class attentive

Eric asks what's your beast?

Eric likes: Eric likes to eat

Eric likes beer

Eric likes hugs

Eric eats: Eric eats a banana

Eric eats it

Eric eats something gross

Eric wears: Eric wears prada

Eric wears his grin proudly

Eric wears jessica's dress. [-.-]

Eric was arrested for: Eric was arrested for molesting five young girls. [Sorry..]

Eric was arrested for impersonating a secret service agent

Eric was arrested for murder.

Eric loves: Eric loves whitney [And NO, I DON'T NICK!]

Eric loves Jesus

Eric loves Adam, but in a totally non-sexual way (so he says).

There were so many inappropriate ones for eric loves... not gonna post them. Sorry.

Do the google meme in the comments! Or else...

Slices of pizza this year: 51

Times I have to go to the podiatrist again: 0! Hopefully!

Happy 40th

I'm sharing this moment with you, I'm eating my 40th PIECE OF PIZZA RIGHT NOW!

Congrats to me! Sort of!

I'd like to thank the academy, and everyone who ever believed in me. *Tear tear* Thank you! You like me, you really like me!

Fly, birdie, FLY! *Tweet tweet*

I'm addicted to twitter. I told myself, I did, that I wouldn't. And I tried, oh how much I tried, to resist the urge to Tweet. But it was hard!

And I tweeted. And tweeted. And tweeted.

I'm only at like 40 updates but 30 have been in the past 3 days.

To find my twitter search Gomezzio. I'm too lazy to insert a link.

I'm Super, Super Gir-- Guy

^^ Sorry about the Miley Cyrus reference ^^

Well, I recieved word that Jojo's new nickname is not Koala Kitty, it's Panda Kitty.
Well, Rhiannon, Koala Kitty rolls off the tongue better, so I'm sticking with it.

Anyways, my superawesome news was that Danielle and I were going to go see RENT in Boston.

And, my supernotsome news is that we can't go.

And that is why life sucks.


Ok. That's basically all I need to post about today.
Oh, and Angela sent me a postcard from Maine. It's a picture of a potato, and the caption underneath it was 'We grow them bigger in Maine.'
I wonder if Angela realized that this was a sexual inuendo.

KOALA KITTY SAVES THE DAY!

AAHHH
MY PIZZA COUNT! I ate pizza... in the past 3 weeks I didn't count, so I don't know. AAAHHH
Ok let's try to backtrack...
I can only remember one time I had pizza recently...
let's see.
I originally only had 2 pieces, since I rushed because DFTBA Radio Hour was on... And then I had a lot more later...
I'm gonna guess... around 6? And then that morning I had 2...
So that's 10. And then a long time ago I went to my mom's boyfriendthing's mom's house and we had pizza castle... I included leftover pizza in the counter but I don't know If I included the actual meal of pizza. I had 4, I think. So I need to add 14.

Pizza slices I ate this summer: 32

Ok, so, Matt/Steve/Pat/Mike's graduation party was today. I was invited but I didn't go. I really don't like moving in the summer. And it was a pool party. *Shudder* But I was talking to Rhiannon on AIM and she was going. She wanted me to go but I said "If you want to see me then walk 2 houes down from Matt's." And sure enough, she, Kate, and Steve, did. First we stood awkwardly on my side porch, then went inside to see Jojo, which we went into my sister's room to find him. He was there. But my sister's room was a mess, and thus, Rhiannon, Kate, and Steve either stood outside or tip-toed around clothes to get to Jojo.

Rhiannon called him a Koala kitty.

And then we stood awkwardly in my living room, where we talked about iCarly, don't ask. And then Rhiannon saw my computer. Her reaction statement was "THAT'S where you talk to me from?"

And then they left. They were here for about 7 minutes. And, believe it or not, that was the most exciting thing I've done this summer. I have no life. No offence Rhiannon, Kate, and etc. I realize the etc. wasn't needed because I only needed to type Steve, but, DEAL.

Sorry I have not posted that much, but eh. Sometime soon I will post because of SUPERAWESOME news, but I can't release that information yet.

If only I could lose that many...

I rented Seven Pounds from Blockbuster last night, because I knew that Rosario Dawson was in it. [She played Mimi in RENT.] It is one of the best movies I've ever seen.

SPOILER ALERT

My sister gave a brief review about it in the car. She said it was about 'seven strangers who live in a house because some guy thought they needed it.'

Umm.... No. She has obviously been watching The Real World: Cancun too much. The stranger part is true, but only one woman and her two children move into that house to escape her abusive boyfriend.

Anyways it stars Will Smith and Rosario Dawson. Will Smith's character, Ben Thomas, is looking to give people second chances if they deserve it. It was obvious in his attitude and flashbacks that someone was taken from him unfairly, and thus many of his actions and lifestyles have been afflicted by it.

The story is a little detachted at first and it's hard to put the pieces together, since you really don't know what the pieces are of and where they went, but through the movie you start to see the ridges of the pieces, and what they're supposed to be, and where they are, and why they were there. All the pieces come together eventually and then you think, wow, it's such an awesome puzzle/movie.

And no, it's not a chickflick. If I had to guess, it's about 25% chickflicky. But I cried at the end, through the entire credits and about half of Wizards of Wavery Place. Don't judge me.

GO RENT SEVEN POUNDS.