I hate past-me.

Have you ever read something you wrote so long ago, and realize how obnoxious you were? Well, I just did. I posted this on VMKmagic one or two years ago. Just read it.

So my mom was opening up a bank account for my sister, so she looked in my account, and saw i had $75.26!!! SHE GAVE IT ALL TO ME!!!! Finally i have money, so im spending it ALL today on Amazon. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ok, my critiques:

1. How many times can I say 'so'?

2. I used way too many exclamation points.

3. It's sort of funny that I would react the same way now if that were to happen [excitedness, amazon] except I would greatly reduce the spam levels and keep it at a soft shout.

Ok, shall we read another?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Anyone read that series? Its about a kid who learns that he is a demigod and goes on quests with his other demigod friends. Anyone read that series?

Does anyone notice my levels of redundancy?

Have you heard of Kathy Griffin?

Have ya? Have ya???? Kathy Griffin

she is the funniest person in the World

i have a HUGE...HUGE celebrity crush on her <3

I won't even explain that one. That was exactly how I wrote it. Color and everything.