My Book Survery, via Hayleyghoover

1. What author do you own the most books by? John Green. I know, only 3. 2. What book do you own the most copies of? Don't really think I have mumltiple copies of things, but I made a shrine of everything related to Rent and Wicked... 3. Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions? I'm used to it.

4. What fictional character are you secretly in love with? Alaska. Yea, so she died. Judge me. 5. What book have you read the most times in your life (excluding picture books read to children; i.e., Goodnight Moon does not count)? Probably Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I re-read it over and over again for about half a year because I kept forgetting to bring a new book in for silent sustained reading...

6. What was your favorite book when you were ten years old? Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

7. What is the worst book you've read in the past year? Can't really decide, I try to stay away from those types of books. Because 'worst books' is a new genre... 8. What is the best book you've read in the past year? Paper Towns =D

9. If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be? The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. 10. What book would you most like to see made into a movie? The Hunger Games. 11. What book would you least like to see made into a movie? ...Twilight. 12. Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character. I dreamt I was part of that contest in The Hunger Games and I made out with the main character...

13. What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult? Not an adult yet, but, Twilight. 14. What is the most difficult book you've ever read? The Oddesy.

15. What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you've seen? Never seen any. 16. Do you prefer the French or the Russians? FRENCH.

17. Roth or Updike? Neither 18. David Sedaris or Dave Eggers? N/A 19. Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer? Shakespeare 20. Austen or Eliot? Neither. Sorry. 21. What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading? ... Can't answer that :/ 22. What is your favorite novel? Paper Towns, followed up by Anthony Rapp's memoir. 23. Play? Does Wicked count? 24. Poem? Not a fan of poems.

25. Essay? NO thank you. 26. Work of nonfiction? Anthony Rapp's memoir. 27. Who is your favorite writer? John. 28. Who is the most overrated writer alive today? ...Take a wild guess. 29. What is your desert island book? My baby book. Yes. 30. And... what are you reading right now? Son of a Witch by Gregory MaGuire.

Thanks for the survey Hayley. You are truley made of awesome.

My most Ridiculous Tweets EVER

"My corn dog's wooden stick is all gooey >_<>

"Since when do lucky charms snap, crackle, and pop"

"Now that we know it wasn't a deadly flesh-eating disease and just an infection, I think we might have gotten a little out of control."

"Just finished a full bag of chex mix. 1300 calories, and I'm on a diet"

"Alright, the word verification for facebook had a cross through it"

"He's such a character in this household. He brings us so much laughter and he's handsome, too." They were talking about a cat "

"Hmmm... Sandwich, or cleaner arteries and rock band? ...it's a toss up"

"'Alright, the crowd surfing was cool, BUT THE CROWD PUSHED HIM BACK TO THE STAGE! ROFLLLL"

"Akon totally just gyrated his body so his crotch was right in some poor guy's face in the front row."

"Michael Buckley in rainbow stockings and short shorts? FIERCE"

"They sell caskets at costco. "

"David Archuleta is my natural born enemy"

"My cousin wants to name her daughter Bronxx. With two X's"

"I feel like doing something illegal. Let's put copyrighted tv on the internet baby. Maybe I'm not the hero. What if I'm... the bad guy?"

"I think some crickets outside were doing sacrificial tribal dances or something <_<"

"Eh, I think I'll just do some imaginary school project instead. Rent montage, anyone?"

"Just watched the movie I converted that took 1 hour. It was 20 seconds of a blurred close up on @NNASCJB88's hair. FML."

"Worst sportscaster ever: "I like Pedro Martinez because he's a winner. And he throws good." His words sounded slurred or heavily southern :P"

"Best phrase ever: "I'm about to open a can of whoop-ass.""

"My sister's laughing at some specially designed elderly bathtub. Such a great sense of humor she has."

"My mom just asked where the dog was."

"My cousin [11yearold] was chatting me on Facebook. Exited site"

"I want Combos. Nick, go buy some combos! Original Pretzel, please."

"My hair is at an unstable volume."

"My sister refuses to believe that Jojo is colorblind."

"If you have a baby, for a boy, name it Ryan after Ryan Seacrest. Girl? Ryan after ryan seacrest."

"Uncensored versions of songs about raping girls and killing them piss me off :] Eminem, anyone?"

"One day in seventh grade i was in a Walmart wearing a shirt with an NES on it. Some guy came up to me and said 'Awesome shirt.'"

"Nick and i just found out we're cousins."

"I had a dream last night that I went on a following spree. Yea, those are my dreams."

"I left a voicemail for Kasey pretending she was Demi Lovato. Yea."

"What are you all laughing about? Racism. COOL!"

"I'm considering buying a shirt that says ' Please Do Not Feed the Models' Thoughts?"

"I finally got all the floam out of the cup!?"

"I got Kevin's dad to love rent. Yup."

"I just sent an email to my French pen pal using a translator. I'm such a bad-ass."

"I'm having another 90's cartoon nostalgia bombs. Oh, Pepper Ann, I miss you, baby."

"I think I got motion sickness by watching a virtual roller coaster o,o"

"p3ngy727 (6:47:06 PM): tired of them yet? Gomezzio (6:47:17 PM): sorta but i must persist"

"Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana. They just said PWNED. *Sigh*"

"Alienz, you guys! :-o"

"is NOT going to the dinner dance with Mike."

By the way, it goes from present to past.

I hate past-me.

Have you ever read something you wrote so long ago, and realize how obnoxious you were? Well, I just did. I posted this on VMKmagic one or two years ago. Just read it.

So my mom was opening up a bank account for my sister, so she looked in my account, and saw i had $75.26!!! SHE GAVE IT ALL TO ME!!!! Finally i have money, so im spending it ALL today on Amazon. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ok, my critiques:

1. How many times can I say 'so'?

2. I used way too many exclamation points.

3. It's sort of funny that I would react the same way now if that were to happen [excitedness, amazon] except I would greatly reduce the spam levels and keep it at a soft shout.

Ok, shall we read another?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Anyone read that series? Its about a kid who learns that he is a demigod and goes on quests with his other demigod friends. Anyone read that series?

Does anyone notice my levels of redundancy?

Have you heard of Kathy Griffin?

Have ya? Have ya???? Kathy Griffin

she is the funniest person in the World

i have a HUGE...HUGE celebrity crush on her <3

I won't even explain that one. That was exactly how I wrote it. Color and everything.

Finally, some Incentive. Not dieing of a Heart Attack just isn't enough.

I just went to Barnes and Nobles. And I spent 20 dollars on books about cats. Totally worth it.

Anyways, I've made a big deal about how I REALLY want The Beatles: Rock Band. And my mom's made a big deal about me losing some weight. So we came up with a compromise.

If I lose 20 pounds, she'll buy me Rock Band, or 150 dollars worth of stuff from Amazon.

Needless to say, I agreed. So encourage me some, help me some, postitive enforcement some.

But please, don't be rude or sarcastic. It won't help.

Weight - ###

Pieces of Pizza - 61.

Oh and by the way, how contradictary is the pizza counter now?

But Mommy said...

I'm sorry that this is such a terribly short post, but I just found this picture, and it's so hilarious.

Someone please get me a cake with a cat on/in it for my birthday.

Oh, by the way, I'm starting to write a novel. Take THAT creative writing [which they didn't put me in!] If you ever want to read it, just ask.

I'm sorry for the very awkward title.

Charlie Brown References... and a Laptop? What kind of post is this?

Reasons why I want/need a laptop:

1. Privacy.

The home computer is in the living room where everyone walks by, and my sister makes it a point to look at what I'm doing.

2. Portability.

I need my computer. On vacations, I'm forced to watch my brother and sister on their laptops and I'm sitting doing nothing in the hotel room.

3. No time limit.

My mom makes me get off at 11/11:15. With my laptop, I can go on until I go to bed, about 4 AM.

4. Webcam.

With a camera that actually works, I can finally make the YouTube videos I'v ebeen pressured to do. And Ustream. 10MoW Streaming, anyone?

5. Bragging Rights.

Yea, I know, it sounds selfish, but finally I can just say 'I brought my laptop.' On vacations or just bring it to get-togethers and be like 'I'm on aim at my friends house. You're playing guitar hero. Which is pwnful?' Well, actually, guitar hero sounds more pwnful, but in theroy, the laptop wins.

I'm surprised I can only get 5 reasons, but I mean, they're well thought out, right?

I'll give you 5 good reasons! One, two, three, four, five. *Punch*

My sister was watching it! I sware!

School starts in three weeks! *Shudders*

I both can and cannot wait. Mostly can.

I can because...

I have to get up at 6

I have to go somewhere everyday and not sleep or stay on the computer

I can't stay up until 4 AM, watching the only decent shows still playing on disney channel

I have [home]work to do

I still have about half of my summer work left

There's still pizza to be eaten

It's a new school, high school...

I can't because...

http://10monthsofwork.blogspot.com

10 Months of Work [the blog] starts!

It's a new school. High school!

Speaking of 10 Months of Work, it has changed dramatically. At first it was just going to be me and my blogness, but it's turned into a full-blown collaboration project of epic proportions. If this doesn't get more than 10 readers, I don't know what will.

Pieces of pizza I've eaten this summer: 59

Days left of summer: 20 AHHH

Days until my pre-order of Total Drama Island: The complete Series ships: 10

[Omg, on Hannah Montana they're singing a song in tune of I Will Survive... Sorry...]

Oh, and do you like my new header??? Thanks Laura!